What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:38

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

They put up a sign reading

How are you spending your best time?

Everyone loved it.

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Unacceptable again!

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So they tried

No way

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

share office space ...

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No, not a chance

Minds and Behinds

Thumbs down again.

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Next, they tried...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Loons and Moons

Freaks and Cheeks

Why do some straight men enjoy wearing women's lingerie?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Then came..

Nuts and Butts

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Just Forget it!

Still no good.