What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:38

Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
How are you spending your best time?
Everyone loved it.
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Another attempt resulted in ...
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Unacceptable again!
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
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Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
Still no good.